09:00
2004 Dublin bus mounts footpath, kills 5, Wellington Quay, Dublin
The Beatles' Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band is the top selling album in the UK with 4.5m copies sold.
10:46
McDog has declared war on journos. Sent his Praetorian guard, the Serious Crimes Squad, in to pick up the hack who blew the lid on the truth about a stupendous miscarriage of justice and an unsolved crime in which two little old ladies were cut to pieces while a poorly drug addict of limited intellect was put to jail when quite obviously he couldn't and didn't do it. According to the actions of the Master, writing about such outrages is more outrageous than the outrage.
12:06
Wham bam thank you sham. The hammer is uncompromising, like a cannon. The blast of compressed air fills the air with hissing almost sounds. A red shadow earths out the moon after midnight bathing the night ground in a cold glow.
13:07
The Environmental Protection Agency are happy to let Shell go on ahead and build their plant next to other people's houses. The Bogoni tribesmen of Mayo are not taking it lying down. Or rather, they are, by lying in the middle of the road under their bastard trucks.
13:09
Two men are still being questioned about last night's shooting incident in Dublin's south inner city in which a man in his 20s was seriously injured.
13:14
There is a legal act makes it an offence for Gardai to disclose things to journalists. There's another act that stops journos reporting on things Gardai tell them.
13:29
Sinn Fein have a spokesman about justice. LMFAO! ROFL!
13:32
RTE HACK (snarls at Sinn Fein justice spokesperson): You're the last man in Ireland who should criticise the Gardai!
13:43
Government's waste incineration strategy is up in smoke.
13:58
If they implement proposals to put a memorial up on the spots to the folk that were slaughtered by bus companies, it would just force more people out in front of the bus, thereby causing more casualties.
14:07
CALLER: There's tremendous pressures on bus drivers. Time pressure. People pressure. The fella on the radio. Wipers not working. Brakes not working. The depot manager gave me grief when I complained. All he wanted was a clean sheet. One day I worked without a break for five [count 'em, FIVE] hours. There were 80 people waiting when I got there. I gave the job up.
14:13
CALLER: He had a lot of stress in his face.
(At least it wasn't a bus in his face.)
14:32
CALLER: The Gardai were standing a mile away with a radar gun. Six cars crashed. Said they couldn't come because they were assigned to radar gun duties.
14:35
- Its a no go area.
- It's cranked up.
- You don't go in there.
- You crank it up.
- My spare tyre was stolen.
- It starts off small. The car'll be on fire next thing you know.
14:37
JOE: Your daughter was assaulted?
CALLER: She was coming in the door when she was hit in the back of the head with a hard boiled egg.
JOE: What age is she?
CALLER: She's two.
16:56
That Speaker of the House is a censorious old fuck with an obvious subconscious bias towards a certain party which appointed, nay, bred the very cellular structure of the man.
17:53
Irish reporter embedded with imperialising troops to trooper cuts it to the quick: "How are ye getting' on in Iraq?"
19:40
This ordinary gentleman:
A man is being hailed a hero in his native Thurles, Co Tipperary, after he entered a burning house and saved two small children trapped in a back kitchen.18:53
Somehow, while the sports reporter was commenting on the racist goings on (white on white racism. Prods v Caths) at a soccer match in Scotland, his voice over was drowned out by the sounds of the crowds mixed in. Dreadful shite. Get off the mixer. Let me do it. There's stuff on Youtube shot with camera phones that's not that poorly produced.
22:11Liverpool won tonight 2-1 against the Barcelona, in the Nou Camp. Classy stuff from the Scally captain. Nearly as good as I was.
22:37
Le gunn-ee scray-ich22:42
Fwee law-vuk na bill air
Shoc liv con-iv ow-rawn na veen
Ash Wednesfuckingday.
22:56
REPUBLICAN: We want to meet the president of the GAA to hand in a letter of protest.
- Why don't you just post it?
