09:00
1556 History's deadliest earthquake kills 830,000, Shaanxi, China
10.10
The worst volcanic disaster was Tambora in Indonesia in 1815 which killed 90000 due to starvation after the eruption.
13:47
CALLER: My daughter is getting married at the Sacred Heart church but we can't find a priest. So we're on the radio advertising for one. The hotel is booked out for the next couple of years so we can't have it.
- The WHOLE THING is becoming more and more banal.
14:09
CALLER (undertones): She can FUCK off with her white shoes on my wedding cake, do you understand, Michael? It's not her wedding day, it's MY WEDDING DAY. Your mother can FUCK OFF. Do you understand Michael, do you understand? You're going to be MY HUSBAND now. (Cackles.)
Do you understand? I'm your wife-to-be. Your mother can take her white shoes off my wedding cake that her mother used on her cake and she used on their wedding cake and STICK THEM UP IN HER BIG FAT ARSE! Michael, are you listening to me?
14:14
CALLER: (On a 12 minute rant about the Health Service and his heart disease, getting so excited he could pop a blood vessel any second now.)
JOERADIO: (Sighs).