Running in the dark is a pleasure akin to sensory deprivation.
02:27
Wind and sirens sink the trawler of the soul in five minutes flat.
09:00
On this day in history
1905 'Bloody Sunday' as Tsar's Russian Imperial Guard massacre peaceful protesters at Winter Palace
10:01
Bertie visits a women's aid centre in the Third World on his trip to Limerick.
10:09
The wind pounds like a hammer. Rooftiles fly hither and fro. Trucks blow over. A ring road closes.
10:10
In the 1700s the Russian empire had a black African major general, governer and nobleman Abram Petrovich Gannibal originally brought to Russia as a gift for Peter the Great.
10:33
PAT: Is there a moral equivalence between the death camps and the bombs on Hiroshima?
YANK-OF-THE-DAY: Fumble mumble brumble tumble stumble terrorists.
YANK-OF-THE-DAY: Fumble mumble brumble tumble stumble terrorists.
11:47
Pat, why have you turned into a net-reading bimbo? Tell us about UFOs pat. Tell us about all the porn you 'accidentally' clicked on. In fact, don't. None of your bra-snapping counter-theory today please.
Pat, why have you turned into a net-reading bimbo? Tell us about UFOs pat. Tell us about all the porn you 'accidentally' clicked on. In fact, don't. None of your bra-snapping counter-theory today please.
11:09
Pat is so dry. Talking about the winds of success and the winds of change. He sounds tinny streaming on the web. So I turn it off.
12:00
Angelus bells. Clong. Murders are up 6.5% year on year. Clonng. The highest level in the history following on from the previous year's historical record. Clonnng. Inflation is up. (Say your prayers - clonnng) Interest rates are up in this man's economy.13:18
Heathrow closed. Eek.
13:25
Potato prices are starting to go up. Bad crop due to heavy weather. Blame the spudderment.
13:28
The Big Blubber householders are making the news for alleged racism. If they keep populating the TV schedules with idiot trash, what do they expect?
13:39
Who are these 'Crimestoppers' and are we affiliates?
Is Bertie talking to Thabo Mbeki about how to fight crime? 'Cos at 50 murders a day, South Africa is not far behind Dublin.
13:54
JOERADIO: He was mentioned in the RTE program about Ireland's Nazis?
CALLER (female, voice like a dessicated lemon) I knew him. He always had a chip because he couldn't walk around in his RAF uniform.
13:56
Problem with these Tallaghtban in Afghlanchardstown, you can never see where they're shooting from. It just rains bullets.
18:22
Years and years and years ago my granny put a tenner in for me into a very long-term Post Office savings scheme. I remember because it was a red certificate and a rainy day. Not too crisp. Tenth birthday or something. Just got the cheque today. Haven't opened it yet.
18:59
A Heathrow jumbo suffered a major power failure and had to glide down over London.
19:01
Barely made it. Came down in the garden, not the driveway. Phew.
19:09
There's street protests on the subcontinent of India about what the gimps in Big Brother house are saying. They're burning effigys of trash made out of trash. Ratings are up in Britain. Parliamentary question to British PM today ("I haven't seen the television program in question, but of course it is deplorable in principle".)
19:14
TOFF COMMENTATOR: "Her lack of education is coming to the fore. I would say 'Get her out of there, quick.'"
19:16
Surge in carbombings in the Raq. 200 dead.
21:25
Do we have the Antonov transport plane in the Irish Aer Corps?:
21:27
This Big Brother stuff is deeply unpleasant to watch, girls bitch-fighting like that. Germaine Jackson says those women pass gas. He has a kid called Germajesty. No holds barred racial race to the bottom.
21:41
Jerlefttheimmersionon? JerknowarImeen?
21:42
Sculpa says, "Is this what today's UK is? Scary."
22:05
Fuck you and your whole family:
Pat is so dry. Talking about the winds of success and the winds of change. He sounds tinny streaming on the web. So I turn it off.
12:00
Angelus bells. Clong. Murders are up 6.5% year on year. Clonng. The highest level in the history following on from the previous year's historical record. Clonnng. Inflation is up. (Say your prayers - clonnng) Interest rates are up in this man's economy.13:18
Heathrow closed. Eek.
13:25
Potato prices are starting to go up. Bad crop due to heavy weather. Blame the spudderment.
13:28
The Big Blubber householders are making the news for alleged racism. If they keep populating the TV schedules with idiot trash, what do they expect?
13:39
Who are these 'Crimestoppers' and are we affiliates?
The Crimestoppers organisation is offering a cash reward for information about the murder of a 30-year-old man in Dublin last year.13:52
Is Bertie talking to Thabo Mbeki about how to fight crime? 'Cos at 50 murders a day, South Africa is not far behind Dublin.
13:54
JOERADIO: He was mentioned in the RTE program about Ireland's Nazis?
CALLER (female, voice like a dessicated lemon) I knew him. He always had a chip because he couldn't walk around in his RAF uniform.
13:56
Problem with these Tallaghtban in Afghlanchardstown, you can never see where they're shooting from. It just rains bullets.
18:22
Years and years and years ago my granny put a tenner in for me into a very long-term Post Office savings scheme. I remember because it was a red certificate and a rainy day. Not too crisp. Tenth birthday or something. Just got the cheque today. Haven't opened it yet.
18:59
A Heathrow jumbo suffered a major power failure and had to glide down over London.
19:01
Barely made it. Came down in the garden, not the driveway. Phew.
19:09
There's street protests on the subcontinent of India about what the gimps in Big Brother house are saying. They're burning effigys of trash made out of trash. Ratings are up in Britain. Parliamentary question to British PM today ("I haven't seen the television program in question, but of course it is deplorable in principle".)
19:14
TOFF COMMENTATOR: "Her lack of education is coming to the fore. I would say 'Get her out of there, quick.'"
19:16
Surge in carbombings in the Raq. 200 dead.
21:25
Do we have the Antonov transport plane in the Irish Aer Corps?:
The Tanaiste, Mary Harney, has apologised for using an Air Corps aircraft to travel to Leitrim to open an off-licence before Christmas
21:27
This Big Brother stuff is deeply unpleasant to watch, girls bitch-fighting like that. Germaine Jackson says those women pass gas. He has a kid called Germajesty. No holds barred racial race to the bottom.
21:41
Jerlefttheimmersionon? JerknowarImeen?
21:42
Sculpa says, "Is this what today's UK is? Scary."
22:05
Fuck you and your whole family:
An explosive device being transported in a car exploded near a US Army patrol, killing two Iraqis in the vehicle including a relative of Saddam Hussein, the military said today.
