Saturday

Friday 3 November: Fookin bollix me bollix, fuckin', me HOWUL!

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Who are you?
- Ekko.
Dekko?
- Ekko.
Ekko? Bollix.
- No, Ekko just. Ekko 'Luaser' O'Deaveny.
'Luaser'?
- Me ma wants me to be called just Ekko, roigh?
Ekko. Roigh.
- Oim the MInisther for Transportation, roigh?
So I believe.
- So it's gonna be bleedin' rough for a while, but I'm gonna shave 7 minutes off de journey from the drug flats to the shitty centre.
Roigh. Fucking Church st me bollix.
- Fookin bollix me bollix, fuckin', me HOWUL!
How you gonna doo dah?
- Fooking going down to hyposhawnmcderrmick street will be come a ting of the past. If yez can't get down to moohammed, moohammed can get up of his arse and come here, so he can.
Bleedin' roigh. Whah? How de goin ta do dah? Snd him a text tellin him to come over an bring some dutch gowuld?
- No, me bollix. We'll tell him nuttin'. We'll waih for him to fi-und uss. And when he dous fi-und us, we won' leh him go. Dye gettit?
Now-uh. Is it gonna be a rowwuh?
- Bleedin' roigh. We're bleedin' gangsters, arint we?
Roigh we are. D'j'ye get a new trackie?
- Oh yeah.  
Coo-wul.
- Tanks.
Nice col-lurs an all. I like yer whoite stroipe.
- Me ma goh ih in Frawleys.
Deeadly.
- Anyways. We'll beat him wih a hurley and fucking givim brain damage. Fucking helmet or not.
Bleedin fracas.
- Fucking fracas, bleedin roigh, bleedin' fuckin' fracas faces.
Not in front of the children.
- Not if it can be helped.
I'm gonna bury a nail bar in his face!
- Noice one! Closed coffin! Cheap!