09:00
1995 Irish No.1: Gangsta's Paradise, Coolio feat. LV
10:10
In the 25 years since they introduced a law saying a car must have its headlights on during the day, traffic accidents have significantlty decreased in Denmark.
17:23
An inmate in Mountjoy jail is in a critical condition in hospital after he was stabbed in the neck this morning.
17:43
So they want a blook, then, I see. A flooking blook. I'll give 'em the best flooking blook they could hope for. The best bit of shit since game boyce titrature. Fooking Guardian News blog here i come. Fooking amazon.com. Me an' me likkle britain.
Little Ireland. Little Dublin. Rain crossed enemy streets bleeding with the heartache of another downpour. In the web of the night the wires wail like a banshee. In the distance I hear thunder. Through it all I hear a voice, piercing the night.
"NOOW YEW FUCK OOOFFFF!" Through it all, they argue, together as scum in a nanoland of one, spilling out onto the streets.
I'll bleedin'g broadbland yer bleeding blook yurk, ye'll end up in a cupboard in a flithy Irish hospital, festering with superpus in yer bleeding wounded bleedin' eyes. Stabbings of young men by boys. Seriously excessive amounts of alcohol involved in rape and murder, the judge said in a tired voice.
Hospital staff not too familiar with washing their hands. The bugs are spreading all through the hospitals. Growing in strength. Refused to lend him a UB40 CD. Pulled a knife out of his sock. Stabbed the poor drunk fucker 7 times. Stoned fucker. Grinning. Anoraks not doing their jobs. Again. And apologising. Again. And getting away with it. Again. The biggest hospital in the country is the dirtiest.
When W. don't confirm or deny no newspapers speculation, they that are idle. Some facilities for holding CIA prisoners are in Eastern Europe. They are not getting back outta dat gulag. We're fighting a new kind of enemy. One who does not play by any rules. So We Won't .
Dekko's started to strut like Wee Bush. Knuckles forward.
Epigenetics. The pikey white food eaten by the grandfather runs nutritional diseases through the grandkids. They tried it on rats. And dirty dubs. Red freckly dubs. The advantage with using Dubliners was it only took about 30 years to create 3 generations to study. Crash bang boom reboot.
18:05
The cancer victims are coming out. The health ministry's very hair is obese of itself. Can't wait to see what Christmas brings. She says her heart goes out to the victims, her yellow caked cholesterol drenched heart.
18:22
Sexual frustration is a gettin me downnn
dala la dum dala la
19:44
OPRAH: This has been one of the most if not THE most devastating experiences of my life. (Bertie-red eyes weep.)
