00:45
A Chairde
I have written to all the solicitors in our database asking for lists of all the religious in Ireland. They will be Visited.
Is mise
PS We will use notes delivered by a covert communal activist-of-unspecified gender to communicate during the Operation. Eyes only. Read and destroy.
08:55
What do oi give a fuck, wha? Oim jaysis loaded:
An opinion poll in today's Irish Times shows a sharp drop in support for Fianna Fáil.
The survey, carried out by TNS/mrbi for the paper, also shows a fall in the satisfaction rating for Taoiseach Bertie Ahern.
08:57
"The eucharist is the last refuge of the scoundrel."
09:00
1913 BORN: Burt Lancaster, AKA Burton Stephen Lancaster, US actor, Bird Man of Alcatraz, Sweet Smell of Success, Elmer Gantry (Oscar winner 1961)
10:10
Following being banned from all Holiday Inn hotels in the USA, Rod Stewart's former band The Faces would book in as Fleetwood Mac.
12:03
Dog save the Queen!
12:35
I've had an idea for a new sitcom, where everybody learns and discusses problems like reasonable people instead of casting hiss fits about. Title: "Adults".
Hugs and learning every week. Each of you has had a hard day today and this is how we'll deal with it. We'll discuss, compromise and resolve. "Personality traits" are not an excuse for unacceptable behaviour. The show is witty, but not funny. Like Friends for real people. Married people. Working people.
14:10
Just bought health insurance over the phone. The sales guys main pitch was that if I did get sick then I could skip the public hospital waiting lists. Said I'll take what you're having, please.
14:13
My crochet and knitting website declares It's Afghan Season. The War on Texture sweeps the public imagination as darning patterns from the Kush come rolling in with barrels of hashish, hookah and heroin.
14:29
Fucking looking at websites about how to tie my shoelaces, I mean, come on, can I (k)not do better than that?
19:39
Go out unto the dead night and shine like a levitating magnesium sphere.
20:48
Pic of a buxom brunette in pony tails standing arms out, empty pint glass balanced on her head, proudly weighing about fifteen fatty pounds in each breast, pissed.
HEADLINE:
foxybox: lookin to be treated like a lady
21:04
Screeching roof. Screeching tyres. The cops knocking off again soon.
21:28
Screechy screechy round the bend. Go carts.
