1889 Wrought-iron latticework masterpiece the Eiffel Tower unveiled at Centennial Exposition in Paris
17:33
Asked a young fella if I could help him with anything. Not meaning it, like. He's been sitting outside the last 20 minutes hooting the horn of his mammy's L-plate Ford Fiesta like a stationary wedding cavalcade. His sun roof is open, I look straight down onto him.
- Can you send her a text message?
No credit on me phone.
- Any way you can call to the door?

- Any way you can do it a bit quieter?
Ah, yeah.
17:46
Coming out as an undercover vigilante pre-application garda reservist is not only a mouthful, it's a full time job.
19:55
WTF? Nepalese women are offered the choice by the Chinese authorities: either we take away your stove or you get forced sterilisation. That reminds me. I wonder where Dr. Ripper is working now. My wayward janitor rang and ranted. I can only compare six bags of rubbish to the torture of an ancient mountain nation.
23:03
Robbed two hookers to get money to look after his sisters' four children who were locked up because Scissors Sisters they. Is that a circle of freedom?
23:04
Wouldn't want Tibet on the Olympics.