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13:44
National alarm bells fearing the boozing hordes will be unleashed again on St Patrick's Day. Could easily turn into a full scale riot as we all know. Except this year everyone will be armed with paving stones as well as pissed out of their minds by lunch.
13:48
JOE: It's the busiest day of the year for booze retailers.
CALLER: Ban all booze on Patrick's Day. (Call in the Army!)
JOERADIO: The main liquid that's sold in garages nowadays is beer, not peht-er-ol?
CALLER: There was no gardai around between 2 and 4 pm last St. Patrick's Day because they were on their break.
14:02
JOE: I use that word widely. Broadly.
14:08
CALLER: Drunken brawl on Paddy's Day. Remember?
JOERADIO: Remember it well.
14:21
Since 1999 the government have been sponsoring the Paddy's Day celebrations, stoking them up with fireworks and getting people buzzed up with a festival feeling, urging them to enjoy themselves. Now they're complaining because people are taking their message onboard.
18:24
BTW the thick little prick who was in next door acting the thick who the cops arrested last night is called Pee Wee O'Brien. Hee hee. Pee Pee.
18:59
I hear my nay boor locking his door. I pop out and say, Oh hi, are you not dead yet? The Gardai say if there's even a peep to let them know they'll come down and arrest the whole fricking lot of you, ok?
