09:00 1756 BORN: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, composer, Salzburg, Eine kleine Nachtmusik
10.10
Although important for bone strength, 99% of calcium in the human body is in the teeth.
19:40
Four and a half thousand tonne cargo ship adrift on the North Sea, floating towards a gas platform. Evacuate.
19:49
Christ I just came upon a website of true crime photos from Jack the Rip to Ted Bundy. Some sick fuckers out there. If this gets on Joeradio, I'll be called a sicko for just looking at the crime scene pics.
21:07
The victim ran off on foot but was later taken to hospital where he was treated for gunshot wounds.21:12
A flood relief scheme worth 13m euro will begin in your town in a few months time. In the meantime, bail for your life.
21:15
Cocaine involved in a third of drug deaths last year.
21:16
Damp cocaine. Multi organ failure. The coroner wears dark shades on a winter's day. Either he's an alco or he hates his job.
21:17
31 methadone deaths. 51 heroin. 54 cocaine.
21:27
Sloppy slappers:"tart fuel" ("wine coolers and alcopops, viewed by men as deceptively strong alcoholic drinks that will lower a woman's resistance to sexual advances.")
