Scorcese has got the oscar at last for his latest piece of shit Gangs of Boston. He hasn't made a decent flick since Mean Streets but don't underestimate the stupidity of the voting public.
> Its intricate plot tells the tale of an undercover police officer in an Irish-American criminal gang in Boston.08:21
What do you think of that argument, Jim Murphy?
[Pause.]
Oh sorry, we don't have Jim Murphy on the line at the moment.
08:22
The point is, they Yanks are convinced the threat comes from Shiites so they're at war with them. However, all the pilots and stewardesses in 9/11 were Sunni, from Saudi. Never underestimate the stupidity of elected officials.
According to Breaking News, Gerry Adams is going to lay a wreath in Croke Park, to commemorate the slaughter of 15 Englishmen the other day.
09:00
1994 DIED: Bill Hicks (33), AKA William Melvin Hicks, visionary American comedian, of cancer, Revelation
10:10
Today's Trivia: An average "lead" (graphite) pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write 50,000 words.11:32
Head fresh after a long night in the scratcher. I live by day, sleep by night. Have revenue men in hot pursuit. It's easy to see I don't wear Hugo Boss suits.
11:45
They're not issuing a full copy of the Euro treaty to voters. They're issuing summaries. Which you can sniff out yourself.
11:49
An ancient story. The Doomsday vault. Opened two years ago in Norway. Where all the seeds Nazis pilfered from invaded countries during the war are collected and kept on ice for all time. Pat's just got in on the story now. Hang on, this is going to be big:
- "The ultimate safety net."
11:57
BERTIE LENIN: Those who vote 'No' are loo-laas.
12:02
Irish respiratory disease is the highest level in Europe. TB on the rebound. Blah blah. Cough, cough.
13:38
De main problem is alchol and coke. Dey see cocaine as a party drug. Wimmin can help divert from offending behaviour.
CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT: They only aggravate the situation with their squeaky voices. CF:
JOERADIO: We have the parish priest on from the area where two young Powils were stabbed in the head by a gang of youths.
16:01
Wind casts brown leaves against the wire grill. Machines plunder the green earth to pave it for parking. The biggest animal in the Dublin Zoo is the cash cow.
16:20
The deputy leader says the Taoiseach has spoken with a high degree of truthiness.
16:42
Bunch of well-heeled people who never been to Croke Park in their lives before now mooing about how great it is.
17:14
Christ that's a big hammer! The Biggest yet. Onomatopoeia has not enough scope to encommmmmmpassiziziz it.
