A feeling I haven't known for years it seems. My heart nearly stops. Some a dem French and Italian women are so real hot, even without pics. "Let's go somewhere so I can show you my sexy dancers legs": by the girl from the moulin rouge. Phwee.
Then somehow, click back to the locals again. Need a break from sexy women anyway.
Let's see here, they're all fucking good listeners and shit like that. Not built for speed built for comfort and that.
Oh here's one. "Bored in my marriage." Oh oh. Not a good sign - calls herself 'cutenchatty'. I sense beef on the horizon. What's this. Click. Ah yes. A "few" extra pounds? Liar. Next.
00:56
Oohp. Not much happening in Lichtenstein. Next?
00:57
Mexico. Catholics in jeans. Tight.
01:34
Xrist. Im sooo left u po on d shlf. Night.
09:001946 Irish-American fascist and propagandist announcer on German radio during WW2, William "Lord Haw-Haw" Joyce, hanged for treason in UK
10:10
The Branks are out to put some distance between themselves and the hanging debacle. ("We only provided helicopter support.") Would we have done things differently? Yes we would. We'd have strung him up by his feet first. With electric cord. Set the dogs on him. And prodded him as we smiled for the photos.
In the meantime because of the long overdue piece of legislation that says the Gardai have to put their hands out and not just to capture breaded thigh, they've found lots more drunk drivers on the road. Lots and lots and lots. Lots by an order of several thousand. Come join the party. If the vintners are publicans, the IRA are republicans, then the Gardai, due to their sobering new duty of mandatory breath testing after closing time, must be de-publicans.
10:30
Pigeons have better numerical reasoning. Watch what happens on the flip side:
The latest figures from the Department of Finance show that there was an exchequer surplus of EUR2.265bn in the past year, which was EUR415m more than the EUR1.85bn surplus expected.11:19
H and A keys claps on:
Manner of Saddam's execution deplorable, says Prescott. Those responsible 'should be ashamed of themselves', deputy prime minister says.11:21
Patriotic, pious voice:
"Long live the great Iraqi people!" Saddam cried. "Long live the nation! Down with the traitors! Down with the occupiers!" He then repeated Allah akbar - God is great - five times, and went on with his tirade in an apparent effort to drown out the sentence. "You are the servants of the colonisers! Long live the people and death to its enemies!"11:23
He was wearing one white runner and a blue tracksuit when they whacked him. Shot him in the spine and the eye. Didn't waste much bullets. His was on crutches because his other foot in plaster because of a punishment beating he took in prison. Three time loser. Whatcha think he'd get on Who Wants to be a Thousandaire? Three years, one broken limb, 15,000 euros or two bullets? It's the right answer.
11:32
The rebels must be strong. Winning freedom will not be easy.
12:15
Look who's winning the battle of the sexes:
Irish men have significantly higher death rates than Irish women, according to reports in this morning's newspapers.13:02
Serious flaws in the tram tracks. Debonding. They cut the mortar with sugar. Six miles/eight kilos of wonky rail. Passengers will be up to dere bollix if nothing done to fix it.
13:37
Now herewith a probable lesbo with what she thinks is an imitation of a man's voice talking with all undue urgency about team sports. "Skipper, squad, bench, rib injury, prop, starting fifteen."
13:39
The whole station is hungover. Listen to the business report: "The share index is down to 2995. I don't think that figure is right to be honest, because it only goes up to 1000."
13:42
More people died last year on the job than any year since appointing safety inspectors. Isn't it time to end safety inspections?
13:50
Fixed the door to the building as it was kicked in last night. Drill-screw improv like a Saturday night special. Scumbusters required.
15:29
Diverting the stream of responsibility so that it flows around the You, Thine Ass, is the main purpose of public discourse.
15:55
I want one day for all these clicks to accrue to me. How many wasted springs did I propend already? 35 billion? Still not one of them worth writing to.
16:00
Derail de Luas before de Luas does.
18:07
My tough-guy neighbour's New Year's Resolution: "I'm gettin' an alarm in there. I'm scared."
18:24
It boils down to personalities in the end. And personality is action.
21:46
Which one are you?
Chimpanzees are our nearest relatives, humans and chimps being 98.8% the same.http://www.humanzoo.com.au/chimp.html (deprecated)
Chimps and humans are closer in DNA than chimps and gorillas, placing us clearly within the ape family.
23:03
I'm no psychiatrist but some folk, the only thing that will work has to be an injection.
23:25
"I blame the population for getting older!"
