Cats have a very good sense of smell. So I fart in his general direction. Big bubbles too.
08:26
It was off the record:
The Taoiseach, Bertie Ahern, has said he regrets signing blank cheques that were used by the late Charles Haughey to misuse public funds.
09:00
1957 BORN: Billy Bragg AKA Stephen William Bragg, British singer/songwriter, Waiting for the Great Leap Forward, A New England, See @billybragg
10:10
A mongoose is fast enough to bite the stinger off a scorpion before it can be stung, leaving the tasty arachnid defenseless.
13:43
The people on the internet are all tough. Tough little twelve year old fuckers. Now. So they are.
14:35
Bleery weery woo fuck fock fawk. Eeeheearrrr uoooo wuuuush.
15:23
He's bleedin' everywhere:
Rock'n'roll is like pulling back your rib cage and showing people your heart. It's not about wearing the right shoes. - Bono, 199716:20
The bleak corners disappear into the midwinter gloom. Along the skyline, builders splurge lights atop their cranes athwart the city firmament.
17:20
They howlin' and squealing, the kids and the cops on the street of life.
17:24
ktburke
> I would be a study natzi, but I'm on digg at 12 am instead of cramming for finals
stanobrien32
> you might want to study a little harder, it's spelled 'nazi' buddy
seastars
> Maybe you should be playing Natzi Yatzee.
18:05
One man dead. Another one critical in hospital.
18:07
GARDA: "Wrong place, wrong time."
18:16
The crowd who were outsourced the driving tests to has cancelled them because traffic is too bad.
18:18
A'hlone is flooding.
18:21
Did I hear the "In Search of the Popes Children" is now available to Dvders?
18:53
It's rained every day since November 10th. It's high but it's no new record. The flooding happens because the people who do the planning allow development in natural flood planes. This shifts the floods down river on to traditional good farmland and in through people's kitchens. It's not in the hands of the Gods at all. It's in the hands of the eejits.
20:18
Wind's a bitter bitch.