Wowsa, xmas is great. I've had 5 women in 4 days. They're all hopping mad. I can't keep up! Santa comes but several times a year! Hah hah, how in demand am I? (Not).
09:00
1975 Pro-Palestinian Venezuelan terrorist-for-hire Carlos the Jackal AKA Ilich Ramírez Sánchez, raids OPEC meeting in Vienna, killing three and taking 63 hostages, making spectacular escape several days later
More than 1000 years ago, The Mayans predicted that the world would end on the date we now refer to as December 21, 2012.
09:59
Flicking between two presenters, two different radio shows, two different ends of the third decades of their lives, trying to out-bimbo each other with stupid questions on their respective channels. What do they think we are, an inconvenient bit of fluff between ad breaks?
17:01
Solstice. Nice sky. Bertie's sun dims as the questions come closer to the truth. The truth is, it's all quite shabby. The police from Norn Iron have announced they have given up hope of catching and convicting anybody with the big Omagh not-much-love bomb in 1998 which killed 29 including a woman pregnant with twins, which is a highly bizarre thing being reported every time the case is referred to on RTE, the Irish government broadcasting channel, as if the twins were alive, or nearly alive, or they're in making up the numbers.
17:03
Teft.
17:05
Read in a paper about a guy who used to read the AA traffic reports who said they wrote the reports in the lavatory five minutes before going to air making it up because nothing ever changed, the cars were always stuck in the same places.
17:07
A new cheque has emerged. Another 5k. Another set of contradictory testimony. He's a friend of ours. I've never seen this rat in my life before.
17:09
Bert's minions are out to assassinate the tribunal. Things are looking fierce. Himself has clarified the situation for all concerned: "There was an account for Bertie Ahern personally, and there was a constituency account, also called Bertie Ahern." OK, thanks for that, Taoiseach.
17:11
There was a bogus invoice going around, floating around these piles of dough, looking to hook up with a lie.
17:34
Tribunal thugs circling journalists. Calling them lying sumbitches. The rabble is back to Dublin castle.
18:26
Freaking restart. Who designs these websites? Really? Fucking freak-out.
