One of the advantages of sleeping in the ghetto is that you can get your nightmares over with on the way home.
09:00
On this Day in History: 1922 British archeologists Howard Carter and Lord Carnarvon enter boy-pharoh Tutankhamen's Egyptian tomb after lying undisturbed in Valley of the Kings for 3000 years
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| Carter counting the loot, 1922 |
In the kingdom of Saudi Arabia, strict Sharia laws mean that although women can pilot airplanes, they cannot drive cars.
13:18The Flatcap Fianna Fs have sent a brazen book about their founding father Eamon Dev Hell-Eire to 33,000 high school students. The minister calls it "beautiful" and anyone contradicting it's unsolicited circulation is "narrow minded." Our excuses are plausible because you never question them. We've backed up our propaganda drive with a national radio show presented by a compliant dork massively anxious to get a career going. Did you get your pay rise this year? Of course. Benchmarked? Good.
13:25
Pointless phrase du jour: elephant in the room.
13:32
Q: Reform hasn't happened in the many years you've been in charge of the situation?
A: Not our fault.
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| Original unbroken seal of King Tut's tomb photographed in 1922 |
