1942 BORN: Jimi Hendrix, AKA Johnny Allen Hendrix, American guitarist singer, cultural iconoclast, Purple Haze, in Seattle, Washington
10:10
Foremost female mathematician of her time in the 4th Century BC, Hypatia of Alexandria was murdered by a gang of wrathful Christians.
13:03Evidence at the tribunal, he cannot remember why he did it but definitely is sure it is not connected with anything else.
"Was corporate donation to Mr Ahern's constituency funds, not a 'dig out'."
Is there a difference?
ADIO: Seniors' money lifetime loan. We'll loan you the vig on your property and take the money off your grandchildren in the future.
13:37
One Man's "Far Too Much Bertie" Protest is taking place outside the leader's head office in Drumcondra. Corkman. Tsch. Lives abroad. Huh. Feels obliged to do something about this carry-on with cronies getting an immoral wage increase while the leader of the country denies knowing how he got so damn rich. The guy got 200,000 stickers printed up and he's handing them out. It stops him writing on walls. He's not political, he says, he's on holidays.
HACK: One man's campaign - one man's slogan. (Let's just write it off.)

Slutty dogs with their filthy laughs barking cigarette smoke in the face of interviewees.
- TELL ME ABOUT BRITNEY. TELL ME THE TRUTH! YUK YUK.
18:13
Tuberculosis discovered in Northside pubs. 300 cases in inner city Dublin. Dank pubs.
18:16
Ugly people die too.
20:51
The iPod NoNo.
21:34
Primetime investigates: Guess what? Finds scumballs everywhere.
21:43
"You might go to bed. You might get your car robbed. Our crime rates compare favourably with any country in Europe. Decent people where the behaviour of the few affects the majority of the people who live there."
21:58
"See that fat prick of a son of yours? If he opens his mouth to my wife again I'll fooking kill him."
22:23
"The difference between law and disorder is the police force. These sorry schmucks can't police the bad-ass kids of today. They're shittin' themselves."
22:28
"We can't let these people win. If they win, well then we lose."
22:37
A Scarface economist reckons immigrant labour is outsourcing. Fucking terms are collided and crashed together until no meafuckingning is left.