09:00
1305 Scottish nationalist leader William 'Braveheart' Wallace hung, drawn and quartered in London, as portrayed by Mel Gibson
1305 Scottish nationalist leader William 'Braveheart' Wallace hung, drawn and quartered in London, as portrayed by Mel Gibson
11:20
DISTINGUISHED-SOUNDING BRITISH GUEST (TOFF): There's a great change in the mood of the British people at the moment, knowing that our troops are getting massacred over there.
11:22
TOFF: In all Abrahamic faiths, penitence is important. Even Robert McNamara admitted they got it wrong in Vietnam. Tony Bony should have the grace to admit he [fucked up] terribly badly.
11:30
TOFF: (Acting surprised by shabby dealings of British PM with the Germans, kicking off the Serbo-Bosnian War.)
11:33
That was Martin Balls. Former BBC reporter and erstwhile Member of Parliament. I remember when I was at school, I was watching him live on telly, years ago during the lunchtime news, reporting from the Bosnio-Serbistan warzone, doing a piece to camera wearing a blue helmet and a bullet proof vest, when a mortar landed near his position and he got a piece of shrapnel in the nuts. Ouchie, ow, oo. Cut back to the studio. Pat's about talking to an equal, it's quite exciting for him.
11:44
GUEST (hack): (Said "black" when she surely meant to say "Afro-Hibernian").
11:46
Even Pat Luther King Jnr did it again, saying "people" (meaning he and his wife, of course) don't want to send their kids to a class full of "black" children. They're Afro-Hibernian youths.
11:53
NORDY POP STAR GUEST: Hope, is like the plumb lion runnang through the whole albam, if ye like. (There follows a whiney pale-faced Irish singer-songwriter plucky strings mmmm my sou-al babe song in typical dreadful fashion.)
13:29
"Take your last look at Malahide," the garda threatened to the murder suspect.
13:38
Another solicitart caught with his hand in the leather briefcase.
13:49
- We've been given a mandate by the people of Ireland -
You're in a coalition.
- Yes, but does that really matter?
17:30
Thus was identified Stockholm Syndrome or capture-bonding:
On August 23rd, 1973 two machine-gun carrying criminals entered a bank in Stockholm, Sweden. Blasting their guns, one prison escapee named Jan-Erik Olsson announced to the terrified bank employees "The party has just begun!" The two bank robbers held four hostages, three women and one man, for the next 131 hours. The hostages were strapped with dynamite and held in a bank vault until finally rescued on August 28th.
http://www.drjoecarver.com/stockholm.html (defunct)
DISTINGUISHED-SOUNDING BRITISH GUEST (TOFF): There's a great change in the mood of the British people at the moment, knowing that our troops are getting massacred over there.
11:22
TOFF: In all Abrahamic faiths, penitence is important. Even Robert McNamara admitted they got it wrong in Vietnam. Tony Bony should have the grace to admit he [fucked up] terribly badly.
11:30
TOFF: (Acting surprised by shabby dealings of British PM with the Germans, kicking off the Serbo-Bosnian War.)
11:33
That was Martin Balls. Former BBC reporter and erstwhile Member of Parliament. I remember when I was at school, I was watching him live on telly, years ago during the lunchtime news, reporting from the Bosnio-Serbistan warzone, doing a piece to camera wearing a blue helmet and a bullet proof vest, when a mortar landed near his position and he got a piece of shrapnel in the nuts. Ouchie, ow, oo. Cut back to the studio. Pat's about talking to an equal, it's quite exciting for him.
11:44
GUEST (hack): (Said "black" when she surely meant to say "Afro-Hibernian").
11:46
Even Pat Luther King Jnr did it again, saying "people" (meaning he and his wife, of course) don't want to send their kids to a class full of "black" children. They're Afro-Hibernian youths.
11:53
NORDY POP STAR GUEST: Hope, is like the plumb lion runnang through the whole albam, if ye like. (There follows a whiney pale-faced Irish singer-songwriter plucky strings mmmm my sou-al babe song in typical dreadful fashion.)
13:29
"Take your last look at Malahide," the garda threatened to the murder suspect.
13:38
Another solicitart caught with his hand in the leather briefcase.
13:49
- We've been given a mandate by the people of Ireland -
You're in a coalition.
- Yes, but does that really matter?
17:30
Thus was identified Stockholm Syndrome or capture-bonding:
On August 23rd, 1973 two machine-gun carrying criminals entered a bank in Stockholm, Sweden. Blasting their guns, one prison escapee named Jan-Erik Olsson announced to the terrified bank employees "The party has just begun!" The two bank robbers held four hostages, three women and one man, for the next 131 hours. The hostages were strapped with dynamite and held in a bank vault until finally rescued on August 28th.
http://www.drjoecarver.com/stockholm.html (defunct)
