09:00
1922 CIVIL WAR: Free State army Commander-in-Chief Michael Collins assassinated by IRA ambush at Beal na Blá, Co. Cork
1922 CIVIL WAR: Free State army Commander-in-Chief Michael Collins assassinated by IRA ambush at Beal na Blá, Co. Cork
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| Commander-in-chief Collins, capped, 1922 |
11:30
Pat Petri tackled the discoverer of DNA's double helix, Master Professor Watson, on his show today and wrapping round him completely, wrestled his puny intellect to the ground, blasted it with x-rays and mapped its primitive structure in minute detail.
PAT PRE-EMINENT (modestly): I kinda understand what I just said, but most people won't have a clue.
11:34
TXTR: If you don't believe in Minuca honey's antisepctic properties because you've no official evidence, how can you believe in God?
11:35
PAT POPUP: I was very tempted - but I didn't - to click on lots of links in Youtube.
11:36
PANELIST: I'm in the web2 point Ireland paininmyfacebook group. The open something group and many other gimpy groups.
11:39
PAT PIMP: Is it like internet dating? You have a chat before you get to - do the business?
11:42
PANELIST: Yoh. Beebo is ahead of Googo in Irelo.
11:52
Gimpy ghebag from the sports desk is on the phone ringing in his dreary. Still has no personality. We take Pat for granted sometimes, but at least he's a prat, not a black hole event horizon for charisma. I understood what I nearly said there, most people haven't a clue.
12:37
Apres Pat and following on from divinity, Wally Colly plays good music, if old, is always professional, and has no good or bad days. Just now, he says "Forgive me for rattling papers." as he moves his pages near the mic in search of his cue. There follows the slightest of rustles. Now that's class. Some of the other radio professionals who sound like they're dismantling ironclads in a scrapyard wearing hobnail boots using steam hammers could do with tuning in to this guy.
12:46
Got spiders hopping around the desk. Not likely to be from an STD as I haven't scored since the last Crusade when I helped rape Aleppo. You should see the size of these things! Time to get the mousetraps out.
13:05
Fucking tarantulas trying to get into my pants. Good job I can only wear sweat pants nowadays or else the spider would sneak in through the fly. I can feel his six legs on my thigh.
16:02
JUDGE IN MURDER TRIAL: The Garda investigation has revealed that a navy car was seen near the house on a video camera the day she died, matching the husband's?
- Yes your honour, it was a blue car.
- Matching the blue in Mr Briggs car?
- Well, it was a black and white video, but I'd say yes. 'Twas navy blue.
- Thank you for your evidence Guard.
- Fook. Ahem. I mean, 'You're welcome'.
16:06
Oh who cares about my wife? She can fuck off and marry someone else. If she marries some other fella, it's her loss. She knows that too. At this point it looks like that is exactly what's going to have to happen though.
16:10
TXTR: Politicians won't tackle social problems in our towns.
POLSKI: Irish no angels when they come to Warsaw, oh boy.
TXTR: Hacks handing out gangster nicknames gives these rabble a stage for a bit of the gangsta chic. I know how these young lads thinks. Don't forget, those journalists are making a nice living off it.
17:46
Ghost stories on a podcast.
17:49
If you fly you must believe in angels.
22:13
In championship terms, the Dubs are no hopers. Coleman Knoggins, I mean, come on. Fair play to ya Coleman, for keeping coming to training. Anyway. They're hungry. Pangs in their stomachs while their eyes feast on the banquet as they're let loose in the hall. They're so malnourished and driven crazy by their hunger, they don't know which way's the food. They lose it. The cup falls from their lips. They do what they always do and not even that well, they fight dirty. Dirty Dublin tactics play out around Croke Park. There are no other tactics.
23:03
I tell ya what, the boys and two token Marys will need a government submarine to go with their government jets and limousines if it keeps getting wet.
