"Call 1550696969. Girls from all over Ireland waiting to wreck your head, right now. Listen to hundreds of personal ads at any time."
- Beep. Hello? Is there any women here? Are there any girls here? Boop.
09:00
1914 Asgard gun-running yacht lands in Howth loaded with German weapons procured by Roger Casement for Irish rebellion
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| Shakin' that Asguard |
We've come out of the eighties, twenty years ago. We致e moved on, they almost sold the country for scrap! We池e much better off and the immigrants are making us uncomfortable. (Fucking gypsys!)
11:27
CALLERS: "These people" are very complicated creatures so we must "integrate" them into our (out-of-control) society and traditions.
11:42
Do you (fatso) find that people look at you differently when you deep-fat fry your food?
- No.
11:50
A bagel slicer. Am I an idiot? (Yes.)
12:02
Bertie has insulted the tribunal to the tribunal. So Bertie is bigger than the tribunal, but the bank, which has made its reveal, is bigger than Bertie. I getting the picture am.
14:00
"It is my professional medical opinion that your tooth is in his knuckle over there."
14:40
CALLER: I was carrying census forms in twelve languages and I fell on my face. Unconscious. Knocked out of me senses (census?). The census office said it was nothing to do with them, they fired me. My teeth will never be the same again. I'll have to hire a lawyer and a barrister to get anything off them.
14:52
Guests of donation.
17:52
SHOUTS DOWN TO CHILD IN DUBLIN ACCENT: NO, I saiiiid!
