09:00
1999 DIED: Donal McCann, aged 56, Irish stage and screen actor, lead actor in The Dead (1987), director John Huston's final movie
09:46
MickMcDees 101 tips to great lovemaking: "Head down, arse up and tear into it." OK that's only three tips, but you get the picture.
14:18
My forensics squad have come back with the analysis, proving beyond reasonable doubt that the fresh splatter pattern recently discovered belongs to someone with the ineluctable scuts. I must avert my gaze from the garage door opposite herewith, for perhaps the next six months, while erosion performs its magic. I would encourage further floods of urine to weep it away but am loathe to u-turn.
MickMcDees 101 tips to great lovemaking: "Head down, arse up and tear into it." OK that's only three tips, but you get the picture.
14:18
My forensics squad have come back with the analysis, proving beyond reasonable doubt that the fresh splatter pattern recently discovered belongs to someone with the ineluctable scuts. I must avert my gaze from the garage door opposite herewith, for perhaps the next six months, while erosion performs its magic. I would encourage further floods of urine to weep it away but am loathe to u-turn.
