Sunday

Saturday 17 June: Tweet tweet tweeto

00:15
She gets that whole idea in her head
and when she does I'm dead
my words like lead
my heart in the shed.

01:01
On the blood spattered pavement a greasy chip bag flaps in the breeze. In the black arts of love, having heart is not enough. Have to have guile enough to know what's in your heart, deceiving you. A normal man will still have to live with his soul and it's the only thing he dies with, for what it's worth. In a world of no rights or wrongs, there's only feelings. Them things what we blot out when we score.
01:05
Snared!
Two prison officers were slightly injured during the recapture of a Tallaght man who escaped from the High Court today. He escaped after his handcuffs were removed to allow him enter the witness box.
09:00
1994 OJ Simpson arrested for wife's murder after televised highway chase and attempted suicide
13:41
The city is drying out. Drains are plummeting to their lowest level in years. Calcified dross and dessicated dog shit is flip-flopped and grey-sneakered into oblivion, to be taken indoors to the hall carpets and parquet floors of the denizens. Red-headed, sports-shirted young males are burning from the elbows down and on the neck. Sun block is but an exotic feature of the sea isles of Ibiza, something for other people to wear. Here, we're not accustomed to much more than 30 minutes of sunlight per diem at summer's high.
Freckles abound. Breasts, bellies and backs bloom like roses in the shimmering sun. Even the birds are sweetly singing.
Cheepo. Cheepo. Tweet tweet tweeto. Twih-her. That swift is only a blow-in. Je know wharri mea-yin?
14:20
Chimps are our closest kin. They are not like us in many ways. They are hairy and do not show the whites of their eyes. The animals cannot float in water or cry when upset, do not bother with adolescence and, even in zoos, do not get Alzheimer's disease.
15:37
How a young man should start a phone conversation on Church Hill West (while pushing a pram and walking alongside two young girl childs): "Hi DICKHEAD. Did ya get me smokes? Ah ye're a bleedin' tosser, you know dah?"
19:11Bad egg: A garda spokesman has confirmed that a garda on duty outside the US Embassy in south Dublin has been suspended while an investigation is carried out into a number of alleged offenses including drinking on duty and drink driving.
20:52
Bleeding. Building. Spreading: A man has been taken to hospital following a shooting incident in Dublin tonight.