Tuesday

Monday 22 May: Looks like electronic voting works

09:00
1969 Apollo 10 astronauts take famous "Earthrise" image on mission around the moon
13:46
DANA: It's a song contest! We don't want KLINGONS on the telly.
13:53
CALLER 1: The people in Finland are delighted with it!
13:54
DANA: I'm SICK and TIRED of trainee lap dancers. It's boring.
CALLER 2: It beats sitting up on a stool the whole time, Dana.
13:57
CALLER 3: They got more votes in the Eurovision than anybody in history. They come from a place above the Arctic circle.
13:59
They tell us it's cold in Helsinki. It's 21 degrees and sunny. Pissing cold rain in Ireland all day. Someone is telling big porky lies.
14:03
ADIO: Drop into Property People. You'll find our local knowledge makes all the difference.
14:17
CALLER 4: Most of Europe gave them top points.
FINNISH CALLER (calling from Spain): A lot of people in Finland are happy now we get something new.
14:42
CALLER 5: According to the press release file I just uncovered on the Minister for Arts and Culture website, we won the Eurovision.
JOERADIO: Once they say it's true, it's true. And there's no crisis in Accident and Emergency wards.
CALLER 5: Looks like electronic voting works.
23:46
In 1960 an air force guy donned a pressure suit and took a special-purpose balloon on up to the Karmen Line, the edge of space. He hopped out of the gondola and became the fastest unpowered human in history by dropping at almost supersonic speed through the thin upper atmosphere. The air was so thin, he felt no motion. It is the highest parachute jump ever made. Was he in love like me? 
http://www.spacejump.co.uk/history.htm
I placed a deposit on a rock today. Which one, it doesn't matter, I decided, as long as I pay through the nose for it and get a receipt.