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09:00
1975 US involvement in Vietnam ends with hasty evacuation dubbed “Operation Frequent Wind” as North Vietnamese over-run Saigon
10:10
The world 'Hello' comes from the older word 'Hollo' and was first suggested by Thomas Edison in 1877 as a word to answer the telephone.
10:16
"We provide. We're secure. They demand and raid. Crucially important. Funding. We have loads of cash but we're pretending there's a shortage. (The hula-hoops retort.) More holes than a bag of."
10:25
Can you let me finish. I didn't interrupt you.
10:26
We are The Family who has friends in the construction industry.
- They're raking over the embers and poking fires with fingers. Accusing each other of lack of courtesy.
10:55
"Mugabe is wrong. Beggared his own people. End. Of. Story."
"That's a soundbite, Pat. He's quite popular in rural Zimbabwe. He's a bit like De Valera."
11:57
Inda Kinny, oppositional leader, warns Teeshick his time is up and to come up with his hands out.
12:01
Inda has "signed a contract" calling for 2000 extra cute Gardai and more hospital beds on the streets.
13:35
Fianna Fail HQ in Treasury Buildings (offices supplied by the largest of the latter day property developers) sent an urgent message in to refute an economist's contrary arguments on the news. And you may FUCKING read it out on air live, word for word.
14:25
Word: "Tallyman" is Hiberno-English, according to reports flooding in. Kids had a tally stick around their neck at school in the last century. If they spoke a word of Irish the tally stick was marked. At day's end the teacher would beat them according to how many notches they had. Then, they'd go home and their parents would beat them again for the same offense. So for three words of Irish you would get hit 6 times. The schools destroyed Gaelic. The schools can never fix it.
14:29
CALLER: Whoever is inem, am agin 'em. It's good for democracy, Joe.
(Handclap).
14:31
Blow Job Bill and Bomber Blair are saying Vote Bertie. Perfect Fianna Fondle stroke. Love from a cowboy and a Christian. Bertie falls somewhere in between. Smarm and charm. Ying and Yang. Ant and Dec. Squarely upside the taint of world political players. And all these things. Wimmin support him because he's depressed about de Partition, from his wife. Teary eyed because he has signed his own debt warrant.
14:43
On hold with the Fianna Family voice-answering-robot thingy:
Your vote is important to us. Vote for us for nothing to happen.- Customer service menu: Would you like to order a new tchip, make a complaint or check your account?
A new t-
- Please don't interrupt. I didn't interrupt you. Hah? Hah? Sorry, sorry? You've no money for that. Press #.Welcome to the main stream menu. Dial 1 for an aggressive hoor. Dial 2 for a friendly stoner. Dial 3 for a dig out. Dial 4 for a cooked up crisis someway mid term to allow us to throw out all the current pledges. Dial 5 for lies. Dial 6 for broken promises. Dial 7 for what's the difference? Dial 8 if you're supremely conservative and wish to offer an endorsement. Dial 9 to sell the country down the pan. Dial 0 if you wish to go for a round of golf. To speak to a gobshite please hold. If you want anything to change, nothing will, just hang up. Buy houses. Good day.
16:12
TXT: Gerry Abrams is a member of a foreign parliament and he's on posters in the 26 counties. WTF?
(Handclap).
17:59
How to begin a phone call whilst bedecked in blue and white tracksuits with off white shoes:
- Aw hea-yiear (spoken as one syllable mashed up with two). Jipthongs.
18:02
War on Terror Vol 1:
British gaurdsman killed while serving in Iraqi port of Al Armagh
18:55
The shitty senators (apparatchiks all) talking about “genepool” in Irish politics like it was a good thing. Does political heritage count for more than political principle and is that ok? Eh, bitches? Family fuckpots.
