1968 Marauding US troops massacre 500 unarmed Vietnamese villagers at My Lai, mostly old men, women and children, in brutal wartime atrocity
If a rumour started at midnight, was repeated to two people every two seconds by everyone who heard it, everyone on Earth would know it by 6.30am.
10:29
Blast the whole booking blot of blem.
10:58
Festy 'Slab' O'Foetex, the half-aborted embryonic terrorist.
11:14
Ministry for Boom-Boom has advised old people who are in need of 'home help' to 'shop around'. She's so full of love.
12:33
Hotshot McDawg sting! sting! shoots the weapons out of his own hands. He criticises the anachronisms. He criticises the judges. The police. The ways of the world. In, out, crucify them about. It's the medieval battle against the medieval problem in a modern society. Outlaw gin!
13:45
Publicans in Sallins, Co. Kildare, are advised to close for the RE-publican march through the village by the police. Seemingly, there's some kind of sacred burial ground in the region.
13:48
CALLER: Who marches?
SHINNER: Irish people.
CALLER: IRA! Leave me alone.
SHINNER (Norn Iron accent): And aren't we Irish? Or do you object to that?
CALLER: May I speak?
SHINNER: Well? Do you object? They were always against it. We suffered over the years with British troops. I wonder what these people's objections are.
16:57
Borderline billionaires attract the ire of the media-endowed middle classes. Property is theft, and you all profit from it, although, so too is theft (theft).
18:29
Drinks companies end all their ads with a tiny slogan in the bottom corner saying 'Drink responsibly'. For years all their ads have urged us to get pissed out of our minds. It's Paddy's Day tomorrow. What are we supposed to do?
19:48
VOXPOP: I took a week off from work for the festival.
PRESENTER: Are you going to spend the week in Dublin?
VOX: I am indeed.
22:13
Release the Diageo 700!:
714 people were arrested for public order offences throughout the country over the course of the St Patrick's Day festivities. Most of the arrests were in Dublin.23:11
Protect import-export jobs. Bunch of schoolkids tried to import bazookas through Irish ports and export them again. Success. Or go into your google and search for leg irons. Click on the arms traders. Sierra Leone. Angola. Arms brokerage connected to Dublin. No laws about it in Dublin. Ah sure why would we want laws about that?
Half a million people die every year from small arms. What happened? Couldn't reach for the beans?
