00:00
We seem to be having a little trouble with our jingles. Are you there, Ken?
AER LINGUS ARE ON STRIKE AGAIN
00:02
I had my hunches and hints. But I know it for a fact from my own two eyes. Now the rat's in my guts again.
00:13
She ambushed me on the street. I have to be careful not to meet her again until I've lined up a supermodel girlfriend with her own driver. Then I'll parade about the town in an open-top limo.
00:22
I'm not sick to me shite. I only think I am. I just hope she's very happy with her new boy. Because she wasn't very fucking happy when she left me.
01:28
The hoodies are riding for joy. Hope they don't knock anyone over.
01:51
I loved you.
09:00
1974 BORN: Robbie Williams, British singer, Rock DJ 10:10
The word 'minister' originally meant 'a lowly person' and was adopted by clergy to demonstrate humility.
12:56
But you said you wanted children.
13:23
Chap involved in a libel action. Says he became a suspect in a murder because of Garda corruption. Who can disbelieve him? He says "Trial by media", we say, "We know."
13:24
Orchestrating.
13:25
Systematic leaking.
13:26
Pernicious lies.
13:27
Witness claims she was pressurised to making a bogus statement by Gardai.
13:28
The baby girl suffered 40 stab wounds.
13:37
A retired dump in Galway is now a children's playground. Risk assessment is on. Material has been imported to cap the area.
- I used to play football there. It doesn't did me any harm.
13:46
JOERADIO (not): This is Adele King, "Twink", Good Afternoon.
CALLER: Good After- (radio goes dead, disappears out the window and falls to the street where it smashes into a thousand pieces. I had to listen to near-endless car, insurance and bank ads to be greeted by fucking her scaldy fucking voice, fucking? Bring back the consaw, sounds better, thanks.)
14:03
The unfamiliar sound of brushing sweeps mixes with the whirlygurl construction and justice tirade. It's within the museum, not on the street, that the clean is kept.
14:24
You may have some compatibility issues due to hardware.
14:39
Is it time to get on with it yet?
14:47
Government IT services suck the fucking big one.
14:55
More headline figures from the boom economy:
The number of prisoners serving life sentences in the Republic's prisons has more than doubled to over 200 since the early 1990s, figures obtained by The Irish Times show.15:38
My nerves are run ragged talking to robo-answer-bots. Who don't understand English spoken with a TV accent. Then when I try to get through the robo-unanswerer to a human, the human bounces me back to the robot who never understands what I say anyway. Then, they throw me back to someone who says "You're not getting any help today, fuck off".
16:26
Joined up nothingness.
16:42
My computer is twice as powerful as before but I'm asking it to do five times as much, so no progress to report.
16:48
Puuuuuuuuuuuurrrmmmmp! (F#)
17:23
Wayawayawayawayakukukukukuk pwip-weau.
18:55
Boom Squish economy:
It is understood that a double wheel axle became detached from the lorry and struck the pedestrian, killing him instantly.
