Saturday

Thursday 14 December: Ireland has an Asian population. Everybody knows that.

02:35
And I do de dubble yellow lines of death. To death.
09:00

1911 Norwegian explorer Road Amundensen, utilizing dog sleds, becomes first man to reach the South Pole, winning the race against Captain Scott, who subsequently dies in the effort

10:10
There are 62 Lego pieces for every person on Earth.
13:13
Sanctimonious journalist Bella O'Lafferty is on a show talking about underage consensual sex and how the sanctions of the law may or may not be applied to them. It's far from sex or youth or sanction she was reared.
15:41
Alfalfa from the Little Rascals was shot in a parking lot for a 50 dollar bill.
18:56
The crazy kid with the deck is boarding down the hill. He'll nut the LUAS one of these days. Better get a camera in case he does. Wanna be on YouTube? Try skateboarding.
19:22
Russia is telling Shell to divvy up. I'm with Russia!
22:26
Ireland has an Asian population. Everybody knows that. That's why we have to take money out of their wills to Johnny Cash the private healthcare partner democrat contributors.
22:27
Ageing. Population. The builders are all diversifying into health care, you see? So we need to take the money you borrowed to give them back off you to give them again.
22:40
Somebody, upon doing a little investigation, should be able to find out who's buying all the black VW Passats and burning them out.