1940 BORN: John Cale, British-born musician, The Velvet Underground, Venus in Furs
10:00
Cranky fucking hangover day to fuck.
10:10
Ducks at risk of attack by predators are able to balance the need for sleep and survival, keeping one half of the brain awake while the other slips into sleep mode.
11:10
A man has died after being knocked down by a Bus Eireann coach in Dublin.12:26
These old men, with their authoritative statements on what a fictional character called God does of a Sunday.
12:31
The queersaders ransacked the moccassins.
12:43
Murmurums has the cast and crew nil-ebrities from Fair City on the radio now. Ireland 's premier English-language soap-op. Why don't she just take a microphone down to the RTE canteen and we'll listen in on them chat over lunch. Fooking shite. Ah! Me fooking stomach hurts!
13:01
Beaten to within an Inchicore of his life:
Gardai are investigating an assault on a man in Inchicore in Dublin. The man was found with serious head injuries in a laneway off the Tyrconnell Road at around 10pm last night.
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13:09
Crappus interruptus:
In which an inebriated and uninvited member of the public bounds on stage left and accuses Pat Presenter of being one of a number of "insufferable assholes" live on air during his TV show.
