1818 First performance of "Silent Night" ("Stille Nacht") Christmas melody by Franz Joseph Gruber takes place in Austrian church of St. Nikolaus
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The morality of an action is determined by its consequences – Michael D. Higgins
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Most people try to develop oppressive systems by predicating it as inevitable.
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We are the whores of reason.
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Trivial but true: Xantophobia is the fear of the colour yellow.
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AD: "Pavilion shopping centre. Pavilli-oh-un. Get your xmo pressos."
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Jayo? Have yew gor a syringe? I want to inject the turkey breast wir sauce? Keeps de meeh tender an fresh, y'kno?
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Shaggin for eejits Lesson 2:
Slow down. Now lads, you have in your hands a pork instrument capable of bringing great pleasure, and if you're with a woman, to her too. There's half a million nerve endings on your knob, lads, count 'em.
On second thoughts, fuck that, on yer bike!
