The wind's gone down but the siren's wailing. A tornado creamed the matron city of London today. Eyewitnesses talked about debris twisting around and around coming towards them. It went right down the street. "It were like tornado alley."
00:30
The rain joined the construction mud in the city jammed with traffic. The minister let loose a fart on the radio. Everything that could go wrong with a city went wrong. What's going to happen when there's a bit of bad weather? Captain Thunderpants to the rescue, that's what.
09:00
1941 WW2: War in the Pacific as US Congress declares war following devastating surprise attack by Japanese aircraft on US naval station at Pearl Harbour, Hawaii
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| The view from a Japanese aircraft, 1941 |
Humans and armadillos are the only species that suffer from leprosy. Humans can get it from eating armadillos.
12:08
A confidential report has expressed serious concern over the security of the new electronic voting machines used in Ireland. [It says] voters could easily be duped into voting for the wrong candidates by simply taping a fake ballot over the front panel of the machine.19:00
Drumcondraglioni:
The former Minister for Justice and Foreign Affairs, Ray Burke, has appeared before the District Court charged with making a false declaration under the 1993 Tax Amnesty Act.19:02
Someone billionaire property developer is gonna light their cigar with it:
An original copy of the 1916 Proclamation has been sold for a record EUR390,000 at an auction in Dublin, over twice its expected price.23:09
The Health Ministry is shrieking at her n-opposition spokesman prey. His skin turns pallid. Slap. Bang. Flap. Sumo. She's having a strop, like she was married to him and he said she was fat or something.
