00:04
Nobody speaks English any more.
08:00
The Grim Whacker rides again:
A man has been killed in what gardaí believe was a suspected gangland shooting in Dublin. The victim was a passenger in a car travelling along Clontarf Road near the Yacht Pub at around 9.30pm yesterday when shots were fired at the vehicle. The passenger was hit a number of times in the head and died at the scene. The driver of the car managed to escape on foot. BREAKING NEWS
09:00
1960 DIED: Clark Gable, AKA William Clark Gable, US actor and Hollywood screen legend, Gone With The Wind
09:22
Bleedin' hand grenades, bullet proof vests and guns. Go from M to L in tracksuit size. Lured to a trap. Shot in the head. Police know who's doing it and they swear they're going to bleedin' sort him out.
10:10
Today's Trivia: A common Jewish name around the 1st century, the Hebrew name "Yeshua" is Romanized both as "Jesus" and "Joshua"
13:22
Bertie, an bheal bhocht (Bertie, the Poor Mouth).
13:26
Irish in America making a special plea over and above the Latinos for regularisation. Fuck 'em says the Yank. Too right, says I. No more special pleading. For anyone. Anywhere. About anything.