Thursday

Wednesday 25 October: Get her to suck my dick and tell me she loves me

09:00
1917 Ten Days That Shook the World as members of Petrograd Soviet seize Winter Palace in October Revolution, sweeping Lenin's Bolsheviks to power in Russia and leading to formation of Soviet Union

A rather large Bolshevik goes west, 1917

10:10
The most popular fruit in the world is the tomato with 60 trillion tonnes produced per year.
09:55
I took the precaution of writing down action points in a big excel spread sheet and having consulted it, I am going to hit the pop beat with some ideas that are less, cultish, than Jerryberry's.




My only comment RE national soccer team serial debacle: Steaming stinking wet pile of nutty poo.
16.54
A minutes a minute. That's two .docs a day with people being actioned according to what they say. Hee hee, now they won't be so mouthy. 





18:16
Go up and get your cock sucked by de prostitutes so if you want. Do you love me?
- You know I do chicken.
18:18
Two point five million eurons damage to the chap from Donegal who was harassed to bits by the police. Unfortunate, says the judge.
18:24
That's a hell of a lot of new anoraks:
Taoiseach to receive EUR 38,000 pay rise bringing annual salary to EUR310,000
310EUR = 443USD = more than George Bush gets as president of a slightly larger country (400k). But let's face it, it's an expensive place to live. Thanks to the Tchip and his bytes with their daft economic policies. Most of us have to tighten our belts but 40-anoraks ought to not rely on friends to give him a dig out anymore.
That's more than I'll earn in two years - the rise.
20:57
PRESENTER IN CELEBRITIES GO BALD: That was quite voyeuristic weren't it?
- Um, yeah! I mean, for fuck's sake.
21:01
7.3% average pay hike. Far above everyone. Ministers on 25k increase. Juniors 17.5k extra. Judges get more overpay because lawyers are stupendously overpaid already.

22:23
We go now. Sup deep of the stuff of life. Hopefully meet a hairy "divorcee" on the path. Get her to suck my dick and tell me she loves me. For fifty euro. Cost of loving is very high.