In the stool by 8. Am I crazy? Maybe. Maybe this is the best way to spend the morning, working. No matter what you're doing or who you're doing it for. Maybe I'm just a suction pump who's afraid of the embarrassment of sitting in traffic, idling. My life, my car, we are one, brake-screech to brake-screech. Together. We stand. (Waiting to move.)
09:00
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| Robspierre headed for the chopping block, 1793 |
10:10
A person afflicted with hexadectylism has six fingers or six toes on one or both hands and feet.
12:35
All the Pretty faces is the best Killers album since Achtung, Baby. Your man is a Mormon, which allegedly is more profoundly religious than even a born again Christian but is more open-source with the wifeys. Good Deity, Son and All. Bono is only trotting along.
14:01
Stomach of Iron competition - tuna, onion and cucumber sandwich and what they call “soup” for lunch. If it don't kill me, it'll make me stronger.
14:46
So much more gets done when the ninnying voices of nincompoops are slain. Listening to Antony and the Jonsons as I trawl through the scope documents. A man trapped inside a woman trapped inside a man. Give me a womb until I father myself!
15:14
Project Manager Jerry the Berry, has just organised a long meeting to begin at 4.30pm. What a fat cunt.
18:41
Bananasoft are implementing a project, code-named “Revolution”. Yeah, baby. (*Dorktastic nomenclature.)
18:52
Same time same place in the morning.
21:03
Go.dda.m del.ici.ous.com is go.d.da.mn slo.w.
21:53
The girls shout, the men whistle up. Like a cross between a song bird and a stray cat with pursed lips. Audio and visual cues. A pair of runners laced together and thrown up on a phone line signifies "drugs sold here". Sign language of the streets they say. Multi-channel marketing spend.
22:32
A grand country in which to live and die:
A new report from the National Cancer Registry shows the number of new diagnoses of the disease continues to increase.
http://bit.ly/dubzcancer
22:54
Del.eri.ou.s:
New research shows that Irish people are positive about the state of their health, despite statistics that show Ireland has one the highest rates of cancer and heart disease in Europe. The average person rates their health at nearly eight out of ten ... LINK
22:59
Last public execution by guillotine vid on good ol' Liveleak
