1970 DIED: Jimi Hendrix, 27, AKA Johnny Allen Hendrix, US singer, pre-eminent rock guitarist, asphixiated on his own vomit after accidental drugs overdose
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| Nobody plays guitar like that anymore, 1970 |
Email round robin tells me the Bananasoft Social and Sports club are now offering women's self-defence courses. Doesn't leave much hope of a Saturday night. Could end up getting your eye knocked out instead of getting a kissy wissy.
09:58
Flubber flubber - does this make sense? If so, jolly. Do I care? Not a jot:
We were due to be tested by Bananasoft Global on R4 in September, as our exemption on R4 ran out in August. However, given the status of our exemptions we were not ready to be tested on R4 in September, and Global were not willing to test us again on R3.12:08
If somebody sends you an email that means they've co-opted you.
13:03
The view from this seat's not too bad. I can see down girls' blouses' fronts. The lobby, don't you know. There's a language of cleavage. They're actually supposed to be arses (arses are sheer porn to a monkey) on the front (co-evolutionary human development built a lot of redundancy into a)the person b)the population.) Arses in reverse, to attract males. So you get these hefty bees with big knockers pushing them up into your face and their own with these scaffolding systems on sale now from your granny's bra shop. These articulated underwears force you to pay attention (headlamps).
Then there are the bitty titties which are given the wall of chest treatment and a couple of cotton pads in the ends of the chest expand. I don't see the point except to score high on the tantalising male front.
Completely covered tits means she's wearing a tshirt. Buttons means she wants her shirt ripped off and someone to grab them vehement topknobs, sucking them down and renting them erotically in the gob. But really powerful women, you never see even a hint of their beautiful breasties. That's how they get their power and retain it.
13:29
No news me. just a little bluesy. Since my little floozy. Done gone went away.
14:50
Creative, moi?
I 'ope your tuft is all buffed
your rose is gardened
your minge is fringed
your hair is fair
your gear is sheared
your slip is clipped
your corridor is coiffured
your what's it called's bald
your runway is ready for take off
"Brainstorm realistic promotional concepts to test in research" - blah, what a lot of talkin' goin' on.
16.13
Checking out the babes on the intranet - bleedin' bowlers most of them.
16:17
Caster Sugar just sent me the spec for the platform. Interesting reading. I like reading specs. There's no bullshit. There's no room for doubt. Except, of course, unless they are lying to us and IT'S ALL BULLSHIT!
17:27
Aoife rang all upset she lost her keys oh dear its not a good situation but it will have to be taken care of. She is upset with me and being upset she lost her keys and now I have to spring to the rescue with the set I still hold. She gets blamey but I’m not in a position to accept any of it. Better get going.
