1986 UK NO 1. The Communards, Don't Leave Me This Way
Elephants must walk on tip-toe because the back portion of their foot is all fat and no bone.
16:22
You're just not getting it, are you?
The Automobile Association has confirmed that European Car Free Day turned out to be the busiest day of the month so far on Dublin's roads.
21:09
RE Bishiprics.
Flog ‘em, sack ‘em, hang ‘em high (metaphorically speaking, they might enjoy it otherwise)
Bishipocracy
Bishprickal
get off your high horse
scopes mounted, number 3
21:11
Tumble log. Woman dies falling from nursing home window.
22::45
tHE iRIsh navy are in possession of a boat that cannot seem to survive in the Atlantic. Maybe they should put it on a pond. The Archbishs say Synod Improbable. I say, Bishops Impossible.
