07:54
Jazzy start to the bright blue day.
08:02
Truth and beauty, Orange Records, Brian Blade on drums.
09:00
1945 BORN: Van Morrison, AKA George Ivan Morrison, AKA Van the Man, Irish singer-songriter and musician, Astral Weeks (1968)
09:50
Paul Robeson infuses the morning with real religion. He died to save us all. To heal the sin sick soul. Ouul. Ooooooul. To heal the sin sick soulll.
10:10
Some American conservative on the Pat Patriot's blower saying Clinton had as many people departing his administration as Bush, including Ron Brown who died in a plane crash in Kosovaaa and Vince Foster who took his own life, allegedly. Pat has not challenged him, because Pat knows, in his rightmost ventricle, that he's correct. The suicides and plane crashes were simply Clinton's way of retiring unhappy White House officials.
10:12
“Stagflation” he calls it. If and when the Democrats get in. The last time I heard that queer portmaneau mentioned was under Reagan and Thatcher. Still don’t know what it means but I picture male deer nonetheless, with the air gone out of them.
10:15
PAT! Interrupt those American Flat Cappers! "Eight years in Baghdad" he said, (when in actual fact they've only been there for four.)
Pat cuts back to asking about a glass of clean water on behalf of the average Baghdadi. Not ten out of ten, he drips.
- I'll give you an interesting figure, the Bullfrog says. We've locked up 80,000 of them in a hell hole somewhere in the desert north of Baghdad. They won't be asking for no "clean" water.
10:20
ACHTUNG PAT! He's rewriting history. "Iraq was a centre of terrorism - Khobar Towers, Cole, WTC 92" (ne'r a word about Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Pakistan or Afghanistan from whence the attacks really originated.)
Pat leaves him unchecked. "We are clearly in a world war," he bellows. "You people in Western Europe are deadly for not getting it," I think he says, more or less. "The Islamics came up as far as Vienna in 1492, ready to take Spain in a week. Good job the Germans put a stop to them." WTF?
10:23
IN YOUR FACE PAT I HAVE MORE MONEY: Those arguments about American Indians are specious.
10:25
Unadulterated shit. Wonder why Pat left him talk. Is he a secret admirer of the Bush terrorisedency?
10:28
Back on safer ground. Global Warming. Phew. Pat Penguin's expertise is sans pareil - he says we'll all freeze - hah!
GUEST: The physics is complicated, as you know.
10:47
Pat Prosperity Bubble points out that the value of someone's house has dropped by some 100K in the past month or so. His own value has dropped by the same level in the past thirty minutes, I'd say. Never even asked about non-existent WMD. Never even asked about the terrors out from Saudi and Pakistan, the dislocation of the Palestinian nation and aggressive Jews having a go all the time no matter who, what or where. Now he has a woman with a fat voice who sounds like she's had too many cigarette breaks asking about decking in someone's yard while the world, this Earth, this supersaturated carbon sink, burns. And Pat has done NOTHING to avert it. He is only firing on one cylinder today if you ask me.
11:09
There's a database of cows and calves in the country but no database of children. "That's what's valuable."
11:14
Pat Politically Incorrect said "black" in reference to a segment of the school population in Drunkardstown. He meant to say "Afro-Hibernian".
11:24
Dryballs person on about the Basques, freedom and all that. I can just hear him, sitting there, wearing a jumper. Sounds like they want the right to determine their own destiny. I can get with that. But the gimps banging on about it are no funzies. Sending out static lines. "Globalisation hurts Basque language. Irish kids talk about fashion in English, and music and sex and drugs." Yada, yada, oy!
11:26
Sidle up to a goose whilst in a rowing boat, seize the motherfucker around the neck and decapitate it, cham!, such fine traditions as that. Yeah, it's an extraordinary place to be.
11:29
GUEST WHO WROTE A BOOK ABOUT THE BASQE: Farmers watching soft porn.
PAT PRICK UP YOUR EARS: Pictures worth a thousand words.
11:35
I'll get over my grief of the loss of you, I wont be stunned no more one day. However you're still going to be a crabby bitch.
11:38
Pesky headlines to ignore:
Combat Poverty Agency says 290,000 living in consistent poverty in Ireland
11:41
PAT-TO-POPSTAR: I believe David Bowie was a huge influence on you.
POPSTER: (He's talking about his career guidance teacher advising him to be like his dad and go on to engineer. He says he's been very lucky to be a rock star. He'll be playing the Rose Black’s pub in Galway and Donlon’s of Limerick.)
11:54
Farmers don't want to get married because they would want to be careful in case the women will make off in their fancy wellies with half the land upon divorce. Pre-nups required say the farmers, or we won't leave out the pinhead.
PAT PARALEGAL: "You don't really love me if you make me sign the pre-nup."
THE FARMER: "If you really love me, you'll sign."
12:00
Angelus. Pat picked up a bit when he was on about land, houses, goose porn and pop. He wasn't too keen on the foaming-at-the-mouth Mepublican early doors. I'm glad his mood improved. So is mine, now.
12:56
Syncopated rhythms of the freeform city. Toot toot, toot toot toooot, tooot toot toot.
17:02
"Fuck" is because we are covering over what we cannot say. What we don't know how to say. When we say "fuck" we supplement a witless propensity to talk nonsense with an all encompassing profundity-generator. Funny generator. The f-word. For Failure. Failure of insincerity. Ersatz absurdfuckity and desperate sublifuckimation. Irfuckingish fucking stand-fucking-up fucked up comefuckingdy.
18:13
PROF: We don't have a culture in this country through which improvements in the health service can be proposed.
NEWSIE: Yes. We've run out of time. Thank you very much, doctor.
18:18
Buzzlims going off on one again because some white supremacists from Scandinavia ran with their rational right to free speech and painted some religious figurehead as a something in some newspaper cartoon. Intrepidly, I ensure I have visibility of the offending figurines and my only comment is that Scandinavian cartoonists might want to get back to drawing school. And diplomacy is not their business anyway so that's a non-issue.
Jazzy start to the bright blue day.
08:02
Truth and beauty, Orange Records, Brian Blade on drums.
09:00
1945 BORN: Van Morrison, AKA George Ivan Morrison, AKA Van the Man, Irish singer-songriter and musician, Astral Weeks (1968)
Paul Robeson infuses the morning with real religion. He died to save us all. To heal the sin sick soul. Ouul. Ooooooul. To heal the sin sick soulll.
10:10
Some American conservative on the Pat Patriot's blower saying Clinton had as many people departing his administration as Bush, including Ron Brown who died in a plane crash in Kosovaaa and Vince Foster who took his own life, allegedly. Pat has not challenged him, because Pat knows, in his rightmost ventricle, that he's correct. The suicides and plane crashes were simply Clinton's way of retiring unhappy White House officials.
10:12
“Stagflation” he calls it. If and when the Democrats get in. The last time I heard that queer portmaneau mentioned was under Reagan and Thatcher. Still don’t know what it means but I picture male deer nonetheless, with the air gone out of them.
10:15
PAT! Interrupt those American Flat Cappers! "Eight years in Baghdad" he said, (when in actual fact they've only been there for four.)
Pat cuts back to asking about a glass of clean water on behalf of the average Baghdadi. Not ten out of ten, he drips.
- I'll give you an interesting figure, the Bullfrog says. We've locked up 80,000 of them in a hell hole somewhere in the desert north of Baghdad. They won't be asking for no "clean" water.
10:20
ACHTUNG PAT! He's rewriting history. "Iraq was a centre of terrorism - Khobar Towers, Cole, WTC 92" (ne'r a word about Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Pakistan or Afghanistan from whence the attacks really originated.)
Pat leaves him unchecked. "We are clearly in a world war," he bellows. "You people in Western Europe are deadly for not getting it," I think he says, more or less. "The Islamics came up as far as Vienna in 1492, ready to take Spain in a week. Good job the Germans put a stop to them." WTF?
10:23
IN YOUR FACE PAT I HAVE MORE MONEY: Those arguments about American Indians are specious.
10:25
Unadulterated shit. Wonder why Pat left him talk. Is he a secret admirer of the Bush terrorisedency?
10:28
Back on safer ground. Global Warming. Phew. Pat Penguin's expertise is sans pareil - he says we'll all freeze - hah!
GUEST: The physics is complicated, as you know.
10:47
Pat Prosperity Bubble points out that the value of someone's house has dropped by some 100K in the past month or so. His own value has dropped by the same level in the past thirty minutes, I'd say. Never even asked about non-existent WMD. Never even asked about the terrors out from Saudi and Pakistan, the dislocation of the Palestinian nation and aggressive Jews having a go all the time no matter who, what or where. Now he has a woman with a fat voice who sounds like she's had too many cigarette breaks asking about decking in someone's yard while the world, this Earth, this supersaturated carbon sink, burns. And Pat has done NOTHING to avert it. He is only firing on one cylinder today if you ask me.
11:09
There's a database of cows and calves in the country but no database of children. "That's what's valuable."
11:14
Pat Politically Incorrect said "black" in reference to a segment of the school population in Drunkardstown. He meant to say "Afro-Hibernian".
11:24
Dryballs person on about the Basques, freedom and all that. I can just hear him, sitting there, wearing a jumper. Sounds like they want the right to determine their own destiny. I can get with that. But the gimps banging on about it are no funzies. Sending out static lines. "Globalisation hurts Basque language. Irish kids talk about fashion in English, and music and sex and drugs." Yada, yada, oy!
11:26
Sidle up to a goose whilst in a rowing boat, seize the motherfucker around the neck and decapitate it, cham!, such fine traditions as that. Yeah, it's an extraordinary place to be.
11:29
GUEST WHO WROTE A BOOK ABOUT THE BASQE: Farmers watching soft porn.
PAT PRICK UP YOUR EARS: Pictures worth a thousand words.
11:35
I'll get over my grief of the loss of you, I wont be stunned no more one day. However you're still going to be a crabby bitch.
11:38
Pesky headlines to ignore:
Combat Poverty Agency says 290,000 living in consistent poverty in Ireland
11:41
PAT-TO-POPSTAR: I believe David Bowie was a huge influence on you.
POPSTER: (He's talking about his career guidance teacher advising him to be like his dad and go on to engineer. He says he's been very lucky to be a rock star. He'll be playing the Rose Black’s pub in Galway and Donlon’s of Limerick.)
11:54
Farmers don't want to get married because they would want to be careful in case the women will make off in their fancy wellies with half the land upon divorce. Pre-nups required say the farmers, or we won't leave out the pinhead.
PAT PARALEGAL: "You don't really love me if you make me sign the pre-nup."
THE FARMER: "If you really love me, you'll sign."
12:00
Angelus. Pat picked up a bit when he was on about land, houses, goose porn and pop. He wasn't too keen on the foaming-at-the-mouth Mepublican early doors. I'm glad his mood improved. So is mine, now.
12:56
Syncopated rhythms of the freeform city. Toot toot, toot toot toooot, tooot toot toot.
17:02
"Fuck" is because we are covering over what we cannot say. What we don't know how to say. When we say "fuck" we supplement a witless propensity to talk nonsense with an all encompassing profundity-generator. Funny generator. The f-word. For Failure. Failure of insincerity. Ersatz absurdfuckity and desperate sublifuckimation. Irfuckingish fucking stand-fucking-up fucked up comefuckingdy.
18:13
PROF: We don't have a culture in this country through which improvements in the health service can be proposed.
NEWSIE: Yes. We've run out of time. Thank you very much, doctor.
18:18
Buzzlims going off on one again because some white supremacists from Scandinavia ran with their rational right to free speech and painted some religious figurehead as a something in some newspaper cartoon. Intrepidly, I ensure I have visibility of the offending figurines and my only comment is that Scandinavian cartoonists might want to get back to drawing school. And diplomacy is not their business anyway so that's a non-issue.
