Saturday

Friday 25 August: Rotting rain and stymieing percussion

00:40
I got my pint of Guinness and then some.
00:45
Now I know where the girls from the corner have all gone. They've been digitized. http://escort-ireland.com/
00:49
Janey, the lingo is something else, wha'?
Boner - Slang for an erection.
Boning - Slang for sexual intercourse.
Bottom - The sub in a sub / dom relationships or the male who receives anal penetration in a male/male relationship.
Box - Irish slang for the vagina.
Brasser - Slang for escort / prostitute. Unique to Dublin / Ireland.
Brazilian - A waxing where most or all the pubic hair is removed.
Dogwide - Also Deadwide, Wide. Term used in Irish escort business to describe someone who knows the business well and is not to be taken for a fool.
Hole - Irish slang for vagina, e.g. male says, 'I got my hole?', meaning he had sex.
Muff - Irish slang for vagina.
Shag - Irish slang for the act of sexual intercourse.
01:30
Now to concoct a story to keep the radio outrage alive for a week in the stale summer months, starting here:
www.irish-swingers.com
09:00
1944 WWII: Paris liberated by French troops and Allies as Germans surrender two months after D-Day invasion

12:31
That's rotting rain and stymieing percussion.
16:12
I'm tethered by the internet line. Fake a stuffed bed and head into town through a hole cut in the wall by a spoon. Swim, little fellow, swim.
20:54
Don't worry if you're in a large discount supermarket and a nice looking, slim and sexy foreign girl swings by and sashays out of sight, another one will be along in a few seconds.
21:42
A drug-dealing skanky ex whore shouts from the top of my street once or twice. Pretty soon she's surrounded with clients.