Wheel spin. Siren. Can crushing. The odd whistle. Nothing much to write home about.
09:00
1944 Adolf Hitler survives Operation Valkyrie bomb-assassination plot in Wolf's Lair HQ led by Claus Von Stauffenberg
The Wolf's Failure after the bomb boo-boo |
Note to self.
13:57
PRAT CALLS IN: They're leaving cardboard boxes and plastic bags around the recycle centre after bringing back their bottles for recycling. We use cameras. We’re watching them. We send them a fine when we catch them. Bring them up in court.
ALBERT EINSTEIN RINGS UP: Could we not just install a bin for the crap? I mean, who wants to drive home with an empty cardboard box smelling of beer and wine in the back of the car after diligently recycling the glass for no return? Who?