Never argue with an Irish builder. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with a shovel.
08:59
Today's project goal is to not argue with my GF. Milestone is lunchtime. We know the task is complete when we wrap up in each other's arms. Later. Hopefully. Charm offensive or offensive charm? I'll try the former.
08:59
Today's project goal is to not argue with my GF. Milestone is lunchtime. We know the task is complete when we wrap up in each other's arms. Later. Hopefully. Charm offensive or offensive charm? I'll try the former.
09:00
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| A perkier Dot Parker, died 1967 |
1967 DIED: Dorothy Parker, 73, New York-born author, screenwriter, witticist, “You can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think.”
09:38
Malnourished kids using the walls around the area like a colouring book. Writing stupid things chest-high for stumpy kids on them like "horse" and "gwt". Would they ever fuck off.
13:47
CALLER 1 (bride-to-be): Spent well over a thousand euros on willies. They took our willy straws and threw them into a black sack. Told us not to wear willy hats - on our hen night! We were treated like children with no sense. We're all professionals! We only got some of them back.
CALLER 2 (bride-to-be's maid): The bride's mother was there and she promised not to stand on the table. A bit of fun laike. We weren't allowed!
JOERADIO: Clampdown?
CALLER 3 (maid-to-be-of-honour): Pretty much. There was a 21st at the table behind us, they were allowed to enjoy themselves.
JOERADIO: We've had complaints before about men and stags.
CALLER 1: We were targeted as women, and particularly as women at a hen-party. We have a 30th coming up and we're going away for the weekend, so it will look unsuspicious.
14:29
CALLER 4 (appalled): "Getting married. Cock wanted." On their hats, Joe!
14:53
CALLER 5 (supportive): People need to lighten up.
14:56
CALLER 6 (pragmatic male): The women are not used to taking drink. I seen it at work parties. A few drinks on them they'd tell the boss what they think of them. Next day they're going around as quiet of a mouse. I'm having a few cans here now after me dinner but I can handle me drink. The women can't handle it at all.
14:57
CALLER 7 (businessman): I own a pub. It's much easier get women out of the pub when they're drunk than men. Upper body strength.
14:58
CALLER 8 (bottling): I own a restaurant. Eighteen ladies last night. Never had any problem with them. I'm all for that.
14:59
CALLER 9 (earnest): It's a bad advertisement for Ireland, being dragged down the street drunk on your last night single. The teenagers are turning up for rehab for trying to drink like adults on sten nights.
20:20
Just bitch texted Aoife. Said she 'didn't get a chance to email' I said it only takes a second to email someone. That's just typical. All talk and no action behaviour, I said. End of conversation.
22:22
Like a toilet flushing in my head, I feel myself being sucked out to sea.
Malnourished kids using the walls around the area like a colouring book. Writing stupid things chest-high for stumpy kids on them like "horse" and "gwt". Would they ever fuck off.
13:47
CALLER 1 (bride-to-be): Spent well over a thousand euros on willies. They took our willy straws and threw them into a black sack. Told us not to wear willy hats - on our hen night! We were treated like children with no sense. We're all professionals! We only got some of them back.
CALLER 2 (bride-to-be's maid): The bride's mother was there and she promised not to stand on the table. A bit of fun laike. We weren't allowed!
JOERADIO: Clampdown?
CALLER 3 (maid-to-be-of-honour): Pretty much. There was a 21st at the table behind us, they were allowed to enjoy themselves.
JOERADIO: We've had complaints before about men and stags.
CALLER 1: We were targeted as women, and particularly as women at a hen-party. We have a 30th coming up and we're going away for the weekend, so it will look unsuspicious.
14:29
CALLER 4 (appalled): "Getting married. Cock wanted." On their hats, Joe!
14:53
CALLER 5 (supportive): People need to lighten up.
14:56
CALLER 6 (pragmatic male): The women are not used to taking drink. I seen it at work parties. A few drinks on them they'd tell the boss what they think of them. Next day they're going around as quiet of a mouse. I'm having a few cans here now after me dinner but I can handle me drink. The women can't handle it at all.
14:57
CALLER 7 (businessman): I own a pub. It's much easier get women out of the pub when they're drunk than men. Upper body strength.
14:58
CALLER 8 (bottling): I own a restaurant. Eighteen ladies last night. Never had any problem with them. I'm all for that.
14:59
CALLER 9 (earnest): It's a bad advertisement for Ireland, being dragged down the street drunk on your last night single. The teenagers are turning up for rehab for trying to drink like adults on sten nights.
20:20
Just bitch texted Aoife. Said she 'didn't get a chance to email' I said it only takes a second to email someone. That's just typical. All talk and no action behaviour, I said. End of conversation.
22:22
Like a toilet flushing in my head, I feel myself being sucked out to sea.
