The girls be very specific. Must be this, must not do that. For fuck's sake, you're advertising yourself on an internet site, an onanist's wet dream, and you're being picky? How desperate must YOU be to end up here (with me scoffing horribly)? Beggars can't be choosers, bitch!
09:00
10:30
Firefox not working on a range of Irish websites - how shabby. Still stuck working for the IE nutjob.
11:30
Operation A New Asshole: The US military said 22 militants had been killed early in the offensive, called Operation Arrowhead Ripper.
13:22
It's a winter's day in June. Who says we live in interesting times is a subordinate suburbanite with too much reality TV in their heads.
13:29
The air has a caramel tinge to its odour. Behind the blue grey shroud a sun marches across the sky bearing rich yellow fruits. Which we are denied.
18:49
I was just settling down to do something, good job you called.
- Get your clothes back on.
Yeah, I have to work in a bit of Swarfega. See you there in half an hour.
22:34
'Beautiful car crash', she called it, Liam.
- Not the result you want.
I blame the widespread availability of you know, recreational substances in this man's Free State.
- Mary jane.
Vino tinto.
- Arthur Guinness.
Smoke, coke, smack, crack, rack. She said it was a lifestyle clash. And she made her own decision, she said. I said, 'I can change'. She said she wouldn't want me to blah blah. I said, 'I'm not that fond of meself, I can change. I like you.' She wasn't rolling back.
- Funny how people get to the point where they make a decision, isn't it?
I need someone younger.
- What was the last thing you said to her?
Oh no.
- Ah go on.
I said something like: 'I wish we could discuss this like reasonable human beings.' Or something.
- Eek.
Break out the airbags. At least it didn't get out of hand. At least I didn't tell her she was being too 'emotional'.
- You would have to be cut out of that.
09:00
1895 BORN: Jack Dempsey, highly popular Irish-Cherokee
boxer, became US heavyweight champ on a KO after issuing one of professional
boxing's heaviest-ever beatings in the ring to Jess Willard, The Manassa Mauler
Firefox not working on a range of Irish websites - how shabby. Still stuck working for the IE nutjob.
11:30
Operation A New Asshole: The US military said 22 militants had been killed early in the offensive, called Operation Arrowhead Ripper.
13:22
It's a winter's day in June. Who says we live in interesting times is a subordinate suburbanite with too much reality TV in their heads.
13:29
The air has a caramel tinge to its odour. Behind the blue grey shroud a sun marches across the sky bearing rich yellow fruits. Which we are denied.
18:49
I was just settling down to do something, good job you called.
- Get your clothes back on.
Yeah, I have to work in a bit of Swarfega. See you there in half an hour.
22:34
'Beautiful car crash', she called it, Liam.
- Not the result you want.
I blame the widespread availability of you know, recreational substances in this man's Free State.
- Mary jane.
Vino tinto.
- Arthur Guinness.
Smoke, coke, smack, crack, rack. She said it was a lifestyle clash. And she made her own decision, she said. I said, 'I can change'. She said she wouldn't want me to blah blah. I said, 'I'm not that fond of meself, I can change. I like you.' She wasn't rolling back.
- Funny how people get to the point where they make a decision, isn't it?
I need someone younger.
- What was the last thing you said to her?
Oh no.
- Ah go on.
I said something like: 'I wish we could discuss this like reasonable human beings.' Or something.
- Eek.
Break out the airbags. At least it didn't get out of hand. At least I didn't tell her she was being too 'emotional'.
- You would have to be cut out of that.
