Saturday

Friday 30 June: Like sin expelled from heaven

09:00
Hot 19 year old, Joan of Arc, 1431
1431 Nineteen-year old visionary leader Joan of Arc burned at the stake for witchcraft and heresy, The Saviour of France
09:28
De teery of politics.
11:01
MISSING PRISONER ACCIDENTALLY-RELEASED IN CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY MYSTERY SOLVED: Both "Marks" had tattoos (of rabbits?) and signed their names with block capitals. I mean, how many nil-literate tattooed Dublin criminals called Mark are being paroled at any one time anyway? There must be thousands of 'em, every day.
12:03
Justified is never justified. Leave the straight margins to the right wing mainstream. Forward with the revolution, comrades, align left!
19:03
My baba. You my baba. Lekilekilekileki lek.
19:19
She marches heavily. Love is a very subtle form of human rights abuse. Where we're treated as property by someone. Or our feelings are.
19:22
As per Channel 4 News, the Brits have deployed big massive red pumps built in Germany to prevent their GCHQ listening-post spy centres from being inundated. Oh the rain. The securocrats are sitting around the meeting room table now seducing snakes with their Bondian patter. "See here, Gisbon. I want no more bleddy headlines about what's happening with the rain around Cheltenham. See to it, man!"
20:03
Thunder strikes the sky like a bus crashing into a hotel.
21:14
The rain reefs down like sin expelled from heaven.
22:24
HURLING: The Thunder and Lightening Final of 1929.
23:25
Spurned. Redundant. Reshuffled to a minor department. With fresh blood biting my butt off.