A mullet-head from Liverpool headed an own goal five seconds left on the game. No replay. Tapes destroyed by a bolt of lightening fired from a disappointed UAV.
09:00
2003 Baghdad scenes of jubilation as Saddam's statue and regime topples following US invasion
10:10
Attacking the heart and nervous system, chocolate can kill dogs.
11:09
PATSKI: Snow in Moscow is good for the grass.
SPORTSDORK: Ah yeah well the problem is they have an artificial surface in Moscow. (Cuntyballs, he just cleared his throat on radio and read out a poem about rugby. Awful stuff.)
- Oh it was a Limerick. Just didn't rhyme over five lines.
11:15
JOLLY PAT: I like it' it's ribald. spirit of the thing.
SPORTDORK: Muuuh. I dunno.
11:45
Man stabbed to death during row in Tallaght.
11:54
Here, eat your breakfast, said the junior minister from the junior party, as he sticks his foot in my mouth.
12:05
Ah me dirty ol' town is a springtime survey blossom, staving off stiff competition from cities with dog poop under control/suicide bombers not:
A new survey has found that Dublin has a better quality of life than London or Paris. The survey of 216 cities worldwide also named the Irish capital as having the highest quality of life for any city in the UK and Ireland. Zurich was named the world's top rated city, ahead of Geneva and Vancouver. Baghdad was named as the city with the worst quality of life.12:27
The stabbing victim pulls down the zipper of his blue and white tracksuit and sees the blood intermingled with the blue-and-white alcopiss he had been drinking all night pouring out of the hole in his stomach:
The victim - a man in his 20s who lived locally in a rented house with a number of others - suffered several stab wounds and collapsed outside a house on Puddle Avenue.13:31
ADS: Buy some finance. Top performing fund. Terms and conditions apply. Buy a car.
13:36
The register of electors is all ok. Checked. Everybody we want to vote can. Everyone who we don't want to vote won't. There is no unique identifier for voters. The list is over inflated but this is not a bad thing. It's not easy to count to 3 million. This is the best system in Europe. Probably.
13:38
There is very little to suggest that anybody can stop anyone from voting twice.
- In NI they wiped it clean and started again.
14:05
Point of order: Berties financial accounts are not famous. They're "infamous".
14:14
Absolutely. Strongly belief. Clear, consistent message. Aggressively. Compete. Billion.
14:20
Mary Scary! Send in the heavy hitters. Attack the Marxist and his posters. Stamp the thumb on the table!
14:24
She's hormonal. She's hysterical. She's mambo chicking him. The heavyweights. YOU BLATANTLY KNOW THATS UNTRUE. (She's breathless!)
14:29
Ah sure they're all losing their cool and they're irrational. Let me just repeat the word "jobs" 52 times.
14:32
OK. What it means to be Irish? This is what the Internet conversation tells me: The Irish are descended from the Milesians. Children of Noah, the floodmeister.
www.timelessmyths.com/celtic/milesianhouse.html
14:37
Apparently it was a myth made up to cover the invasion of the Spanish and English with the concomitant genocide of the Tuatha de Danann (Fairy People).
- Spinglish bastards. (Spits!)
- Fwuucccch! (Spits!) 8000 years!
14:59
Methinks there be plots afoot:
In fact, Collins used the IRB in 1922 as a vehicle for getting the Treaty accepted by IRA officers. This was somewhat strange as the IRB had up to this point been the most extreme Irish republican organisation. Anti-Treaty republicans like Ernie O'Malley, who fought a civil war against the Treaty, saw the IRB at this time as being used to undermine the Irish Republic.
15:00
Our thing; initiates and tames the gift of the gab at once:
The oath of the Irish Republican Brotherhood changed throughout the years, though the one probably most well known goes as follows:15:08
In the presence of God, I, ?, do solemnly swear that I will do my utmost to establish the independence of Ireland, and that I will bear true allegiance to the Supreme Council of the Irish Republican Brotherhood and the Government of the Irish Republic and implicitly obey the constitution of the Irish Republican Brotherhood and all my superior officers and that I will preserve inviolable the secrets of the organisation.
Undermined idealists:
O'Malley, who was not an IRB member, describes in his book, "The Singing Flame", attending an IRB meeting in Limerick in 1922, in which members were ordered to accept the Treaty. He viewed this as an attempt to subvert the true Republicans in the IRA by manipulating the IRB's secret oath-bound organisation.15:22
It'd take the Dubs to take advantage of the situation and run off with the footwear:
The breakdown of law and order that accompanied the rebellion was marked by widespread looting, as Dublin's slum population ransacked the city's shops. Ideological tensions came to the fore when a Volunteer officer gave an order to shoot looters, only to be angrily countermanded by James Connolly.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Rising
16:06
British routed the rebels at Vinegar Hill in 1798, raped the women and killed the children. Burned 80 of them out in the town hall. There were enough rebels to go on though. They came back at them later.
16:31
He wasn't in his owin moi-hind. The government here ought to be ashamed of herself. They don't give a shite. I'm on the verge meself.
16:51
Solutions business, me.
Find It Here:
http://www.nolongerlonely.com
In Their Words:
"Find friends or seek romantic relationships knowing that everyone on this site has some form of mental illness!"20:18
The IRA issued a statement saying it was nothing to do with them:
A climber believed killed by lightning on a Co Down mountain top was a sergeant in the Royal Signals, it emerged today.20:28
The Irish Republican Brotherhood (IRB) was a small, secret, revolutionary body (known as the Fenian movement in the 1850s and 60s), committed to the use of force to establish an independent Irish republic.
(BBC)
20:45
We're not using force. It brings out the right-wing nut jobs. We need a name for the commune, Countess.
- Will we call it the "Ballinafeck Soviet", Comrade? In honour of the old Limerick Soviet?
Well, while that's a good idea, I wonder if the anglicisation of the ancient Irish might be an idea?
- How do you mean?
'The Mouth of the Ford of the Feckers' Soviet.
- I see. We'll have to get it to fit across the currency we will issue, don't forget.
21:03
The city is silent. Not one fucker moves. The fate of Manchester United hangs in the balance. The square boy Rooney is leading long balls to the mullet heads up front. But the dirty oil-rich fuckers for Chelsea are hard to put down. Drimnagh and Clondalkin gangs hold an uneasy halftime truce.
After an hour it's 1-1 Utd/Cheslea. The Chelsea attack relies on Askley Cole. The boy Renaldick is playing well for once. Desperate chill in the air. And we're not even in Moscow.
Every fat fuck in an AIG jersey is indoors. It's like a ghost town out there.
21:40
Scum won. Held on and wouldn't quit. Fluked it in the end. Yet they dominate.
23:21
There isn't a man in the country not suffering from a lack of plausibility. Certainly amongst the criminals, journalists and politicians.
